Green owls are not what they seem. But Belgian with a strange sens of humor. Student in criminology and maybe fireworks. Makeup artist sometimes, procrastinating artistic mind some other times. Ship some peoples, like some fandoms, you know, the usual.

The abandoned Howey mansion in Howey-In-The-Hills, Florida. This historic 20-room 8,800 square foot mansion built in 1925 by William J. Howey, a citrus grower,and founder of Howey-in-the-Hills Florida. It seems the owner Marvel Zona was taken advantage of by some real estate schemers and now the house is in foreclosure and she is in a nursing home.

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amandapalmer:

neil-gaiman:

I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.

Photographer: www.markmanne.com

“thirty cattles! do i hear thirty?? i play very well ukulele! i make fine wife!”

…but the floor of the auction was silent.

not yet emboldened enough by drink, neil gaiman looks on, wordlessly.

the night was just beginning.

if-it-bleeds-you-can-kiss-it:

mishasscollins:

dean winchester + clothes

i’d rather have dean winchester - clothes

beautilation:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

Helena Bonham Carter as Red in The Lone ranger

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Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in front of people who loved me. You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry, it will hurt them, and you will be nothing but a sadness in their lives, and you must not become a mere sadness, so you will not cry, and you say all of this to yourself while looking up at the ceiling, and then you swallow even though your throat does not want to close and you look at the person who loves you and smile.
John Green (via hellanne)

sarahvonkrolock:

Dear rest of the world,

be prepared for today evening Europe is at war.

Sincerly, 

Europe.

You know what would be awesome?

daftwithoneshoe:

stuftzombie:

daftwithoneshoe:

An episode of Supernatural called ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ guest starring Gordon Ramsay playing himself possessed by a demon.

So just playing himself?

Yes, but more like ‘this virgin is so undercooked she could give birth to the next son of God at any moment!’ or ‘I’ve met hell hounds who can prepare a more elegant meal than this shit! And what’s this? Maggots? Those don’t go with angel blood!’

“Nothing liberates our greatness like the desire to help, the desire to serve.”

~ Marianne Williamson ~

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ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.

Learn more

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

aibohphobia:

guys, i don’t like it.

We’re not going to talk about the fact that the National Geographic Twitter just told a rainbow to go home because it’s drunk?

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

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