nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
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OMG the hot dog one
Anyone else mildly disturbed by the ‘Kit Cat Cake’? Do I need to be prepared for surprises of the dead feline kind when consuming a piece of that?
I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS
how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist
One time my friend and I were stuck for a while at this guy’s apartment we barely knew and it was the dirtiest stankiest gamer den I’ve ever encountered, they had a white dog that looked black with filth, their child ran around on all fours in underwear like some kind of wild wolfboy, bags of pot lying out and I was afraid to touch anything even to sit down.
On the way out
We saw it
The dead toad
Someone had accidentally crushed its head in the front door, but it was otherwise still standing.
And that was the tipping point. We were in hysterics the ride home laughing at how this poor, poor fucking toad corpse casually standing around with the smushed in face just punctuated the whole experience so elegantly, like the whole uncomfortable evening was building up to this pathetic thing sending us off.
I think about that toad like every other day.
I have been a cat owner my whole life and I literally never knew that tiger lilies and stargazers were also highly toxic to cats. Even drinking the water from the vase that lilies are in can kill the cat! I brought in a tiger lily from our yard today and just thought to look it up and found out (and of course removed the lily from our house as soon as I saw). How scary!
Other toxic flowers for cats:
- Amaryllis (Amaryllis sp.)
- Autumn Crocus (Colchicum autumnale)
- Azaleas and Rhododendrons (Rhododendron sp.)
- Castor Bean (Ricinus communis)
- Chrysanthemum (Chrysanthemum sp.)
- Cyclamen (Cyclamen sp.)
- English Ivy (Hedera helix)
- Kalanchoe (Kalanchoe sp.)
- Lilies (Lilium sp.)
- Marijuana (Cannabis sativa)
- Oleander (Nerium oleander)
- Peace Lily (Spathiphyllum sp.)
- Pothos (Epipremnum aureum)
- Sago Palm (Cycas revoluta)
- Spanish thyme (Coleus ampoinicus)
- Tulip and Narcissus bulbs (Tulipa and Narcissus sp.)
- Yew (Taxus sp.)
Important info for cat friends!!!
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WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY
it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called
it genuinely baffles me that men don’t want women in positions of power because “they’re slaves to their hormones/emotions” and yet one of the first lines of defence when it comes to rape cases tends to be “it’s hardly his fault look at what she was wearing how could we expect him to control himself”Gee, it’s almost as if misogyny isn’t based in logic.
this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.